This recipe — which is delicious and reminds you what bread should taste like — plus tomorrow's recipe took me almost 8 hours to complete. And to think my Aunt Kathie would make this bread plus sticky buns plus several pies before every Thanksgiving whilst working in corporate America, running a household and raising two kids. I always knew my Aunt Kathie was an amazing woman but after attempting her bread recipe, I realized just how much I had to live up to because this bread makes any meal special.
The one thing I learned when making this dough was that Classics (SJs) are often bad at improvising and it's why so many of us without deep culinary knowledge strictly cling to recipes. I accidentally bought steal cut oatmeal instead of regular oatmeal. My Organic Structure (NF) mom encouraged me to loosen up, not be so rigid, and use the steel cut oats. But, let's just say the steel cut oats gave a certain amount of crunch to the bread that wasn't truly desired. I feel like the best improvisers are Funs (SPs), Organic Freedoms (NFPs) and Smart Freedoms (NFJs). Other personality types can certainly improvise in the kitchen it's just that without actual culinary training the results are not always fantastic.
The following recipe was developed from The Joy of Cooking.
Makes 3 loaves or 1 recipe of sticky buns (tomorrow's PixieTip)
Ingredients:
In a 2 cup container mix the following:
1 Cup warm water — not too hot or the yeast will dieYeast – 2 packages or a cake — amount not criticalTbsp or so of honey — amount not critical, just want to give yeast something to eatAllow yeast to grow while mixing remaining ingredients.? If yeast does not bubble, you will have to start over.? Yeast may be too old, or water may have been too hot.
I like to make the bread in a large soup pan so that there is plenty of space for expansion. In a soup pan, warm? the following:
Stir while you are warming it.? Do not get it too hot or the yeast will die. Turn off heat.? Test to be sure it is not too hot. Mix in the following:
? Cup oatmeal [note steal cut isn't ideal]? Cup wheat germ 1 eggYeast mixNext, mix in:
4 or 5 cups of bread flour in two batchesPut on floured table and knead with more flour for 10 to 15 minutes, adding flour to keep bread from sticking [I needed a ton of extra flour as my dough was rather sticky]. You will notice that the bread becomes more coherent and elastic as you knead. ?
In the meantime, soak the soup pan in water to get the dough off the walls and bottom. Dry it out and grease the side and wall.
Put dough in soup pan, flip over dough to put greasy side on top. Cover pan with damp dish towel. Allow to rise in a warm spot until double, between 1 and 2 hours.? When it is double, the imprints left by finger pokes will remain.? [I did my dad's old trick of warming the oven and then turning off the oven to create a warm spot as initially my dough wasn't rising fast enough]
Punch down in pan, turn over and allow to double again, about 45 minutes.
Grease 3 bread pans. Cut the dough into 3 piece – a serrated knife works best. Form the pieces into 3 loaves. Put in the pans upside down then flip over to get the greased side on top. Cover with the damp dish towel.? Allow to rise until double.
Place loaves in cold oven. Turn the heat to 400 degrees. After 15 minutes, reduce heat to 350 and bake 25 minute longer.
Test for doneness – bread should have shrunk from sides of pans a bit.? Or turn over one pan, tap on bottom to release the bread and tap the bottom.? If it sounds hollow , it is done.
Aunt Kathie's Buttermilk Oatmeal White Bread
This week we're all about Christmas feasts or rather foods that will make those holiday moments even yummier. Next up, on our Christmas Day menu is our Aunt Kathie's Sticky Buns. Our aunt used to make these sticky buns every Thanksgiving — they are a perfect mix of cinnamon, caramelized brown sugar, pecans and hearty dough. They can be made in advance of the holiday, they freeze well and they will satisfy the masses on Christmas Day. Plus you're likely to have leftovers for Boxing Day — you know, when the servants get their day off.
No mixed peel or glacé cherries here, this is the good stuff – Christmas cake you’ll actually look forward to year after year. The cake is best made on Stir Up Sunday (traditionally the last Sunday before the season of Advent), and then brushed with brandy or sherry every couple of days until it “ripens,” just in time for Christmas. But if you’re coming to the Christmas cake game later in the season, don’t be deterred. Even a few days make a difference, or just give the cake a healthy dose of the brandy or sherry before decorating and serving.
n personality type lingo land, Funs (SPs) are often called Artisans. They love doing things with their hands. It’s why so many Funs end up in hands-on professions — makeup artists, musicians, chefs, carpenters, etc. So today’s tip is that these are the folks to buy artisan crafted items or artisanal foods. They are the ones who will appreciate the craftsmanship and effort put into makings things like these meat cleavers made by Zach Lihatsh from recycled steel and copper. Does that scream handmade or what??
We got this idea from Martha and she had a whole page of artisanal products. They’re on the pricier side as well. These meat cleavers will run you $160 on a website called ilovemast.com. The next cheapest items that Martha had were these porcelain cups from saranyc.com. They’re fired up in a Japanese kiln that dates back to 1804. $36 each. They also have matching bowls for $38. I know a few Organics (NFs) who might like these also. In fact, I’d put Organics next in line after Funs as to whom you can purchase artisanal gifts because these items almost always have a neat story behind it. More on this tomorrow.
Now onto Artisanal foods. Funs love experiences so what better gift than to give them the experience of deliciousness by giving them some artisanal food. This bacon looks like the only way it could possibly have been cut is with one of the above fancy handmade cleavers. Zingermans.com $99 has this at $99 for three months. I mean, who wouldn’t love the gift of bacon — besides a Fun vegan or Fun vegetarian that is. I guess with the latter you could do a micro-brew beer of the month club or something.
My family Christmas tradition is to nosh on sweet breads — banana nut bread & nut bread— with butter or cream cheese as we tear into Christmas gifts all morning long. And no, I do not mean the disgusting kind of sweetbreads — or rather what I deem disgusting because I am not a big animal gland fan. Whoever came up with the term sweetbreads to describe animal glands was a million dollar copywriter. What a misnomer! But yet I digress, these breads are the yummiest and will not only hold starvation at bay but become part of your family tradition as well.
Over the years, we've added Citarella smoked salmon with bagels, tomatoes, diced red onions, and capers to our Christmas morning mix. I mention smoked salmon because it's effortless to put this type of platter together the night before as Classics (SJs), Organic Structures (NFJs) and Smart Structures (NTJs)? might do — save perhaps cutting up the tomatoes. In addition, the salmon gives you just the right amount of protein to not have a massive sugar crash before eating Christmas dinner. And practical types like Classics and Organic Structures, don't think that just any smoked salmon will do. It's Christmas morning for heaven's sake! Go Citarella and get the silkiest smoked salmon you'll ever eat. And I'm not a paid spokeswoman but I should be!
Last week I warned you not to go too practical with Organics (NFs) or risk their secret hidden wrath — oh yes, beneath their sweet demeanor, they remember everything only it’s all hidden away to maintain harmony until BOOM they can’t take it anymore! But alas, I digress. This week, I’ll edit my previous statement and say that you should never get an Organic something obscenely practical they didn’t ask for UNLESS there is an amazing story behind it.
Another place to go searching for something for Organics is Garnet Hill. They have apparel that like Anthropologie, all say “Organic!” to me. If you get in the realm of their fashion taste it’s usually hard to disappoint. But they also have home goods. I thought this prayer bowl for $14 was kind of a great example of our "story behind the present" notion because again like the tray, there is in fact no real story. The bowl is made by a candle company BUT they say if you put flower petals in it and light a candle next to it, it’s “reminiscent of a traditional Hindy puja flower-offering ceremony.” Love copywriters. As a Classic, all I want to do is drop wrapped hard candy into it — it’s basically a Hindy candy dish, right???? There are probably a few Organic Structures (SFJs) who feel the same way.
And just so you don't think that everything has to have a fake story, my last idea has a real story behind it. But while it is admittedly on the pricey side, at Organics will love knowing they're wearing something that's contributing to a good cause. Clothing from Lemlem:
Smarts (NJs) can appreciate perfection but they’re rarely the ones who like to see to all the minutiae. Nothing makes them happier than when someone else takes care of the details for them. Out of this observation springs our advice for the best kind of gifts for Smarts — anything that takes care of the details for them. First up, a set of Letterpress stationery that’s pre-stamped from The Forgetful Gentleman. You don't get higher quality than Letterpress and frankly, who wouldn’t appreciate pre-stamped envelopes? It would make anyone’s life easier.
This idea of gifts that take care of the details came from Martha. She called them "Great Pairings." The stationery was under her "Luxe Musts" page — so if you read last week's Smart Gift Ideas then it should come as no big surprise that I thought it would be great for Smarts. But, today's tip is all about attending to details FOR Smarts. Martha's idea is to buy someone a beautiful cachepot like this one pictured from Ben Wolff, $18, and then also include some seeds, about $2. Martha forgets to mention the necessary potting soil.
Honestly, what’s the point in a giving someone one a pot and seeds without the soil? Either Martha IS a Smart — she’s always forgetting these details — or she assumes everyone on the planet must already have potting soil.
Martha also suggests a cocktail shaker with linen cocktail napkins. This is great because it pairs our first rule for Smarts — high quality — with attending to the details — one needs cocktail napkins if serving cocktails. But most likely a Smart that drinks already has a cocktail shaker. So my real idea was her suggestion to get this iceball maker from Muji, $11.75, with accompanying flask of micro-batch whiskey from Kings County Distillery at Pasanella and Son.
The iceball chills without melting too much and destroying the flavor. But, I’d give at least two iceball makers. I mean, one iceball? Talk about a lame gift, “Here’s one ice ball, enjoy drinking that whiskey all by yourself so you can work on your secret drinking problem.” Almost all Smarts will already have a few nice drink glasses so you don't have to worry about that detail.
Smart Freedoms often are a bit more looser than Smart Structures when it comes to gimmicky gifts. The Organic (NF) gift idea of shape of a state cutting board is the kind of thing I might send one my friend Xili in London if we exchanged gifts. I know she’d get a laugh and likely use it when entertaining.
Today, we're travelling down the Christmas day menu from brunch to? Christmas supper because if we didn't include this recipe — from the amazing Amanda Darrach Filippone — you'd keel over from a sugar overdose at some point eating your way through our suggestions. It seems easy enough for almost any personality type to conquer! Enjoy:
Today we’ve got some more good ideas from another great knick knack website, Kikkerland. I also threw in a couple of kid gift ideas. And yes, even kids have personality types — remember nurture is only a small part of who we are, there’s a lot of nature in personality type. But, on to our first Kikkerland idea: submarine reusable ice cubes. These chill a drink without watering it down. Good for all personality types who enjoy a chilled Chardonnay without the wait — so maybe only skip this one for Smart Structures (NTJ). I could never see the latter enjoying a glass of white wine with a yellow sub inside it.
Next up is the 5-minute shower. A timer. I'd say skip the Organics (NFs) for these ones because even the eco-friendly ones are not going to be super jazzed about a 5 minute shower. In fact, I'm thinking this is for Classic Structures (STJ) and Funs (SP). The former are the only ones who might adhere to it and the latter are the ones who might benefit most from knowing just how long it really takes them to shower.
These magnetic frames are decent for everybody who still puts things on their fridge. I see these most for Funs, Organics and Smarts. But, I know quite a few Classis with stuff on their fridge. So they're a safe bet for most of your female friends and family members.??
As for kids, my big personality focused idea is this Lego sorter, $54.94 It self sorts Legos. This is good for those kids who are obsessed with their food being separated and for moms who truly wish their kids would not put the Duplo Legos with the regular Legos but have long since given up asking since you know you should just be happy that they put anything away at all. Classics (SJs) and Funs will especially love this one.
Just no on Play-Doh. I don’t know many mothers who really want their kids to receive Play-Doh. It always get into the carpet and is such a pain … think Silly Puddy, $3.99. Nothing is more amusing than getting an image off of the comic strips and stretching it. Okay, okay, I base this theory on nothing other than I used to do that and would still have fun doing it today if someone were to give my son silly puddy.
Kikkerland also has an entire page devoted to wind-up toys and as odd as I found them when I discovered them — each ones seems to have a two paragraph "history" behind it — there's something endearing about old fashioned technology versus the more newfangled LED screen technologies. The one I featured here is Queen Beatrix, she jumps through the air when her suction cup loses suction. I know a few Organic moms who might like to give these purely because of the neat stories behind them.
Last week I warned you never to push Classic’s (SJs) beyond their boundaries. I did this to protect you, dear reader, as you learned the personality type ropes. But, I think you’re ready to learn how to push Classics ever so gently beyond their boundaries. The trick is to find something that incorporates their sensibilities — which for Classics is timeless, traditional and practical — with some modern or funky pizzazz. And if you were reading last week, you’d know precisely why we chose this cool bracelet! But if you want to play it safe, there's a new website MADE for Classics called C Wonder.
Another idea is last week’s Organic (NF) idea for the shape of their favorite state (or country) cutting board. It’s practical but then slightly impractical because the shape can often be a bit odd for a cutting board — see image of Italy — but once they figure out a specific use for it then they’ll use it all the time. How is this pushing their boundaries? Cutting boards SHOULD be rectangular. You’re simply saying, “Really? Do they really HAVE to be rectangular??” Seriously, it’s gifts like these that Classics end up using and feeling as if they have a true devil may care nature.
Remember the key to pushing Classics to try new things is to make sure the gift has something in it that is like their usual taste only with a bit of flare — like a traditional pearl necklace with a funky twist to it. But, if you're too afraid to go there then you could always go super practical and give into their likely cleanliness obsession with this Good Sponge/Bad Sponge from Uncommon Goods. The latter is often a great website to find random gifts for different personality types.
But seriously, folks, C Wonder is where you should go for guaranteed Classic gift happiness. They have clothing and home decor plus a few electronics. This decorative zebra plate is a great example of what a Classic might think is funky but every other personality type would pinpoint as Classic from a mile away. Admittedly a few Funs (SPs) and Smart Freedoms (NTPs) might get behind this one depending on their decor, but it is a decidedly Classic gift.?